Im a single mother with a great job and an awesome apartment but im so bad at managing my finances that i had to ask my maid to lend me money to buy diapers and i havent eaten in three days
Sounds like bullshit to me too.
I work with several small businesses and a few individuals, helping them manage their finances. (I am an accountant.) This problem is certainly not rare. It happens to people with very comfortable incomes. I'm glad to help people who need this service.
You don't have any money for diapers but you have a maid???
I stole a soda!