The other night we hung out for the first time since you dumped me and then quit calling me to hookup, after making the biggest impact on my life. You mentioned that everything I talk to your roommate about gets back to you, no matter what, like an open book. Later that night we got drunk and you came home with me. I gave you head and you said it was amazing. I guess you'll be finding out that earlier in the night I asked your best friend advice on how to give better fellatio to the new guy I'm seeing.

You may act like you don't care, but I know this is going to sting you a little after things that did happen. I kind of like knowing that.