I've been having sex with our neighbor's daughter (she's 18, don't worry) for the past few months. She'll sneak over the fence, tap my bedroom window and I'll let her into the cellar where we keep a spare mattress. I could eat her out for hours for the taste alone. I have no idea why she's into me, I'm almost 40. I mean she could probably get anyone she wanted. I'm still not sure how I feel about her insisting on calling me "Mommy", but maybe she has some issues with -her- mother. Either way, as long as she keeps coming over I'll keep my toys ready and my husband in the dark.