While I was teaching my little brother how to steal from Wal-Mart, he got caught (which means I got caught too). I broke our Dad's heart and destroyed the relationship between my Mom. I told them I was sorry.

But when I look back on it, I realize that I wasn't sorry for stealing. I was sorry I got caught. Only stupid people get caught. So I'm glad my little brother was the stupid one who got us caught, instead of getting caught all by myself.

My little brother taught me two things:

1.) Stealing from Wal-Mart is a bad idea.

~and~

2.) Stupid people are dangerous.

I will never steal again.