I have a couple underwear/bra stealing stories. The story was when I was in high school. I had a little crush on my friend's sister. Anyway when I went over to my friend's house, they weren't home. But they left the door open. So I sneaked inside really fast and went to his sister's room. Then I took a pair of her underwear from her dresser and put it in my pocket. They were dark blue and silky. I think I tried them on and beat off on them later.

The other time was in a college dormitory. I was doing laundry and noticed a really hot blonde doing her laundry too. I think she was a pretty popular person if I remember right. Anyway she left the laundry room and I left too. Then I sneaked back into the laundry room and took a few pairs of her underwear and bras. It's hard to remember what they looked like now. White bra and purple bra I think. White underwear with pictures on it and red underwear maybe. I tried them on and beat off to these too. I wonder if she ever noticed they were missing. If I ever find her on facebook I'm going to anonymously tell her just to see what she says :)