I dated a girl in college a few times, never got in her pants. She took me to meet her parents, who lived about 50 miles from campus. I have a beard. Before getting out of the car, Lana told me her mother hated beards. I went in with my personallity shinning. Before we left her mother had a picture taken of her sitting in my lap rubbing my beard.
Later that week, I realized I had left my coat at Lana's parents. On a whim, I drove to their house at mid-day. Her mother was their alone. Before I left about three hours later, I had fucked her mom twice and brought her to at least six orgasims with my bearded face between her legs. Gee, I wish I had gotten some of her daughter's pussy too.