So my 10 year old niece has come up with a fun new game. It's called grab uncle Jack's nuts. She is constantly reaching for my nuts in an attempt to crush them. She doesn't have a lot of strength so all she is really accomplishing is making uncle Jack horny. I have warned her of the affects of what she is doing but she laughs and thinks its funny that I get erect whenever she tries to hurt my balls. She also occasionally hits me in the groin as well. That makes me even more horny. At least she is discrete. She doesn't do it in front of other people. Only when we are alone together. I talked to my sister about this behavior and she laughs it off as though it is no big deal. She says that my niece simply likes me but doesn't know how to express it so that is what she is doing. So much for my sister's degree in psychology. Meanwhile my nuts are happily sore but I am wondering what will happen when my niece gets older. In any case I am open to advice that does not involve castration.

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by Anonymous on Mar 31, 2013 at 6:54 AM

stay away from being alone with her until she's at least 18, then knock er socks off

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