AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ONLINE PORN INDUSTRY

1. Mature does not mean FAT
2. Teen does not mean a 40 yr old in pig tails
3. Chubby does not mean chicks the size of whales. It means exactly what it is. Chicks around the size of Billie Piper or Kelly Clarkson.
4. It's ok for interracial to be white guy with brown chick. It doesn't always have to be black guy on white chick.
5. When doing Taboo (i.e. incest angles) make sure the son, daughter, nephew, niece actually looks younger than the parent, aunt or uncle. It's not very convincing when you put Ron Jeremy (or someone similar) in an adult sized little league uniform.
And while I'm on that note, how about pairing up actors that look similar enough to be related in real life?? Is that so hard??
6. WTF Japan?? You fudge out genitals because you worry showing a cock or a pussy might harm your society, but you have some of the most extreme fucked up porn in the world. Tentacle rape, lolicon, bukake...
7. What's up with all the fucking flash bulbs popping off on some videos?? Can you not wait until the scene is shot to take pictures?? It ruins the whole flow of the video and shatters the illusion the video is trying to produce.
8. Videos that are 10 minutes long and open with 7 minutes of some chick sitting on a couch being interviewed - FUCK YOU!
9. Stop circle jerking me. If I wanted to see other porn sites I'd click on them. When I click on a video I want to see that damned video.

Thank you.

~ a fan