My buds bet me $10 that couldn't produce an earthquake fart on demand. I took them up on it.

I looked to the left, then to the right...looked like the coast was clear.

I ripped a glass shattering thrum that went on for at least 15 seconds.

I heard a high pitched "Ewwww!" from directly behind me. I turned around and saw the hottest Eva Mendez look-a-like that I'd ever seen.

My buds paid up, but losing a chance with her just wasn't worth it...