I was giving an awesome slide presentation the other day and feeling confident when all of a sudden out of nowhere, it all went to the crapper, literally. I accidently FARTED so hard and loud that I immediately had to go Poop. The fact that I was so nervous didn't help either. Then to make matters worse my skirt had slid down my waist and was dangling precariously around my knees, leaving my waist totally exposed with no panties to cover it up.

Then it happend, I FARTED again but this time I didn't just Fart. My skirt fell all the way off and I started Peeing helplessly all over the floor. And as you might know, what followed was poop sliding out my butt and plopping onto the floor. It was the most Embarrassing experience in my life. To this day, I will never do another Presentation for anyone. I don't want to relive that horribly Embarrassing day that still lives in the back of my mind.