Well, to start off, my favorite snack is corn bread dipped in butter milk, but the only problem is that every time I eat it, it gives me HORRIBLE Diarrhea, but I love it so much that I have to eat it anyway. And this one time, before our school social, I was really hungry, and I didn't have any time to cook, so I just grabbed this huge chunk of corn bread and I had to wash it down with all the butter milk left in the carton. So I went to the social, and of course my crush was there, the hottest boy in school!!! We were dancing to pop lock and drop it, and my crush started dancing with me! But lets just say that I dropped a little more than just my bootie; I pooped all down my legs because I was wearing a dress! It busted out of my panties! MY crush was behind me and he SLIPPED IN IT! And to make it worse, my period overflowed at the same time! I was so humiliated that I switched schools!! I have never eaten corn bread since.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 26, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Why must people say, "my crush" and why is everybody boyfriend or girlfriend hot.

Anyway if something makes you shit, you just don't eat it, duh!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 26, 2009 at 2:12 PM

Everything you eat makes you shit, DUH!!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 26, 2009 at 5:15 PM

When all you've had is a fantasy/pretend boy/girlfriend, then any real one is hot.

You have to remember that kids pretending to be teenagers (18ish) pretty much suck at this.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 26, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I almost believed it untill the part about your period stated at the same time, then the Bullshit flag went up.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 3, 2009 at 7:44 PM

What is cordbread and what has that title got to do with corn bread?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 4, 2009 at 3:43 AM

It's a baked food product that's rather tough and sold in 4' x 4' x 8' pieces.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 21, 2009 at 6:59 PM

that's a huge baked good...four feet by four feet by eight feet...WOW.

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