So one weekend this past month I decided I wanted to find someone online and meet up for a one night stand. I went on Craigslist, found someone who was going to be in the area for a week-long vacation. We chatted for a bit, and quickly decided to go ahead and meet in a hotel. Saturday night came, I had my brains fucked out, then we both went home in the morning.

There was a specific reason he was here that week, I found. It wasn't something I was thinking about at the time because this isn't exactly something you expect to happen. My family was having a family reunion that week. Wednesday rolls around, the reunion is going along nicely, then I'm introduced to a closely-related cousin of mine from Pennsylvania who is staying the week. When being introduced, we both sort of stared at each other. I felt sick, I wanted to vomit. I pulled him off to the side, and told him that we should both just forget anything ever happened and move on, then we spent the rest of the reunion avoiding each other.