Went to a strip club in town known to be skanky. Ended up with a little slut that went home with me. While I didn;t pay her, she went through my wallet, so that makes her a whore anyway. Overall she had a hot body and its clear major daddy issues too. She talked endlessly about how she fucked her father and uncles and whomever. That equaled a great fuck, which was all I was after.

Two days later I hooked up with a buddy from high school I haven't seen in 30 years. On his FB page, you guessed it, is his perfectly innocent daughter....who was the slut I banged. Now he wants me to drop in and visit him and meet his family.....don't know how to get out of this one for sure.