It was spring break and buddy and I decided to go to Daytona Beach. His mom lived there so we had a cheap place to stay and seemed like a good idea at the time. All my buddy said about his mom was she can be a little "off" sometimes. I didn't think much of it as a lot of us think are parents are a little wacky. In the two minutes I met her she seemed normal enough. So buddy and I did the typical college thing and went out to the beach and bars and got pretty shitty drunk. He got so bad he couldn't drive his car so we cabbed it home. Was all I could do to get him out of the couch and back to the house. I got him to the his bedroom on the one side of the house and came back and crashed on the living room couch to pass out. I really have no idea how much time passed. All I know is I woke up and my jeans were down to my thighs and my buddies mom was sucking my cock! I was dazed from alcohol and thought I was dreaming at first. She moved up and started kissing me. She tasted like a mixture of whisky and cigarettes, neither of which I like. I pulled away and she proceeded to pull me by my shirt to her bedroom. She sat down on the edge of her bed and started to suck my cock again and pushed my jeans and boxers to the floor. I think I kinda said something like we shouldn't and her response was to pull my hand to her pussy which was already very wet.

I knew it was wrong but I pushed her legs back and slid deep inside her. The harder I fucked the more she seemed to enjoy. Because I was drunk it was taking me forever to cum and switched it up and turned her over the edge of bed and slid back in and kept on going. She was making little grunts with every thrust have no idea if she had cum or not but her pussy was sloppy wet. I pulled back to take a long stroke and the tip of my cock popped out covered in her juices. I started to push back in but realized immediately my aim in the darkness was off and I was trying to push into her ass. "Wrong spot sweetie..." is all I remember her starting to say. I was still rock hard at this point and kept pushing. "Oh god stop stop stop she whispered" as the tip popped in. I put my hands on top of her shoulders and pulled her on harder. Her own juices on my cock were working against her as even as she clenched I was able to keep pushing in. I was still drunk but now wide awake as I started to stroke in and out holding her down. After the first two full strokes she stopped saying stop and just went back to grunting louder than before.
Her ass was so much tighter than her pussy it worked like a cock ring and I could feel myself swelling inside her.
After fucking her pussy for probably almost 15 minutes I was ready to cum inside her ass in like 2. I didn't make any attempt to pull out and groaned as I shot my load inside her.

I woke up back on the couch in the morning in my jeans with no idea where my shirt or boxers were. I really thought for a minute that this had been just a fucked up dream until my buddies mom came out with my shirt and boxers washed and folded. As I went to the bathroom to change back into the boxers and put on the shirt a piece of paper in the boxers fell to the floor. As I stumbled into the bathroom I read it. "You have too big of cock to do that!" I quickly flushed the paper down the toilet.

I got my buddy up and got the hell out of there. Neither one of us was up for another fucked up night in that town.

And I never wanted to see his "Wacky" mom again. I've never told him what I did.