Tell him you were drunk as fuck when you got it and if doesn't like it tell him to close his eyes when he's licking your pussy.
If he still doesn't like it, tell him to go fuck himself.
You could tell him the tattoo artist was a woman. You could make up anything you want really. Neither of you sound all that bright.
That's a good idea! And thanks for insulting me. I'm glad you never made a mistake.
Ignore number three, we've all done something we regret later. As for telling your husband, if he's that controlling of you, do you really want to be married to him?
For better or worse I guess. He's controlling in that but he's wonderful otherwise.
The truth has to come out eventually. Better on your terms, when you can control it, that by accident when he sees you changing or coming out of the shower. Just let him know you and some of your friends went out and had a bonding experience - you all got little tattoos in different places and yours happens to be above your public area. You don't need to go into details about what shop or artist, how drunk or exposed you were. Tell him you got it for him, as a present, as a memento of what he means to you. If he goes off the hook take #4's suggestion and reconsider the whole relationship.
Trust in marriage is key. he obviously has strong feelings of your body. First thing in his mind will be, if she stripped for this, she spread for the guy who did it. She cheated on me. Your relationship will never be the same. Will be matter of his ability to get over this. If not you could have lost him.
I trust my wife and ink on a female (for me personally) is a big turn off. I have a mind set the ink looks cheap. The gorgeous models with ink take me from hot to near sick. My wife wanted a small tattoo and we talked. I can not tell her what to do, I can tell her my feelings. She did not get one in fear of turning me off. We have 24 years and 2 kids. I don't think she wants this chance. wish you well in this.
Thank you number 7. I just saw this and it gives m comfort. Things have been very strained for the reasons you stated.