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Anything Goes
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Why oh why do all my lovers turn vampiric!
because you let them
Plenty of peoploe have gone to bed with someone after having too much to drink, only to wake up to the Nosferatu! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Not enough garlic in the dinners. Next time you invite someone to dinner, add more garlic.
Quit reading the Twilight series.