So, I have this weird thing about myself that I'm less than proud of. The fact my dick is only three and half inches long when fully erect and less than an inch when flaccid isn't even what it is. I absolutely LOVE having my size made fun of, joked on, laughed at, etc. It is probably the most amazing feeling in the world when someone sees it and laughs, as well as call into question my sexual prowess or anything like that. I will show it off in private, pretty much to anyone who asks, and even thank them for the insults. The problem is I can't seem to get anyone to do this for me. I had one friend do it for a few minutes, and it was so wonderful until I found out it was making him uncomfortable. Is there anyone that will make fun of it for me???? I also find it awesome when the person doing it remains anonymous.