My buddies like to crack jokes about me because I'm into chubby chicks. They call me a Hog Runner and a Chubby Chaser. One of them gave me a big stuffed pig wearing a Hooters t-shirt as a gift. I smile and take it all in stride.
Because I laugh at them everyday.
While I'm getting more pussy than I know what to do with, most of them are either bitching and crying over some thin little chick that cheated on them, or dumped them or won't put out. Their complaining to me over beers how high maintenance their girlfriends are and how stressed they are.
That's a real shame, I say. Man...that must suck!
I discovered some secrets about big girls a long time ago. BBW's are fuck machines. I mean they LOVE to do it, and they absolutely will not stop. It's a lot easier talking a big girl into sex than some stuck up sporty or thin bitch. Big girl's are willing to experiment and try things sexually that other girls usually object to, like anal and oral (swallowing). Anal is more fun with a big girl anyway, as their usually have much nicer, rounder asses. More cushion for the pushin.
It doesn't take much to please a BBW. I've never once verbally committed myself to being the boyfriend of a single one of them. It's enough being friends with benefits and showing them attention. They appreciate those phone calls, little gifts and surprise romantic moments (like flowers for no reason at all, or dinner and a movie) a lot more than the superficial little skank in the skinny jeans and size small t-shirt, you might be lusting after. They will show their appreciation in many amazing ways.
Not all, but a lot of them have naturally large breasts. Motorboat those motherfuckers bros. I do. Its fun!
The best part is that at the end of the day, big girls have way bigger hearts than other girls. They really will fall in love with you (so don't be dicks and hurt them) and will do almost anything for you.
Typically I have a BBW in my hometown I regularly see, maybe one more just outside of town (or a couple of towns over) and as many as three or four online that I keep in touch with by texting, skype, kik, webcam or other means. Anytime I'm horny, a hot naked lady is a text message and a webcam away, or a short drive from the house. They keep me fed, fucked and pampered like a king. In return I treat them like the ladies they are.
So, you can laugh at the Hog Runner. Make "oink" sounds when I walk past. But notice my smile fellas, cause I'm laughing right back at you.