I'm your worse nightmare. This girl I know had a rocky relationship with her boyfriend but they would always make up. They were friends since childhood. She left him to be with a guy she felt sorry for. She told her boyfriend that when the other guy stopped feeling depressed they could be together again. He said he'd wait. In comes me. I wanted that man for myself and why not?? I'd be a better woman for him. I'd always put him first. I'd always be there for him. Forever. Until death do us part. I am tired of waiting for him to come to me. This guy is cheating on me and he doesn't know it. He's mine. I decided to make it official. I seduced him and was very persistent about it. I followed him everywhere I could, cooked him meals and showed up at his job, and for his birthday surprised him by sneaking into his home and he found me laying on his bed wrapped in nothing but a ribbon. Just for him. He finally caved in and we became one. The spider caught the fly and what a meal it was. His ex was finally done babying the depressed friend of hers but the glorious spider has already stolen her man and why not?? I AM the better woman. The better woman is the woman who is always there for the man. I let him do everything he wants and more. I make him dreams come true and fulfill him in ways she never would. His ex found out about us and was bawling and begging but for the first time he refused her. They were soulmates. Trust me on this. They were meant for each other. I ripped them apart while glee while laughing and riding him like an evil succubus in the night. So what happened next you scream?? Well...I got him. He's MINE now. We're married. His ex continues to try and see him but he continues to ignore, reject, and even humiliate her. She rang the doorbell and he threw a toilet water balloon at her. She ran off crying and cursing into the distance. I heard she became a nun and has chosen to lead a sexless life. I stole her lobster. Her soulmate. Her penguin. Muahahahahha!