I'm a middle aged white guy of average looks.
I lead a pretty boring life actually. I wake up in the mornings and go to work. I come home and watch a little ESPN and maybe bop the wife. After being together so long, its really not that exciting anymore.
So sometimes I drive down to where the meth whores are and spend $40 on a blowjob from someone I'd rather not look at too closely. In my mind she's Miley or Lindsay or one of those other young celebusluts that are always on the news. I hate them but I'd love to fuck one of them.
Anyway thats my confessions. Hopefully its milquetoast enough for the naysayers here at Adult Confessions.

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by Anonymous on Jul 18, 2013 at 10:21 PM

This confession is a hell of a lot better than the spouts of bullshit pedalled by the emasculated cuckolds who fantasise about having their wife fucked by another man before their very eyes. I applaud you, sir.

One question, though - how would you feel if your wife was getting licked-out by other men whilst she thought of them as Bieber and the like? Not too good, I bet...

Sorry if I'm coming off as being judgemental - it's just human nature...

I think you should stop seeing hookers and try to better your relationship with your wife. You should try some celebrislut/manager role-play with her to spice things up a bit.

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