instead of flying back East to see my sister, i decided to take the train. i dropped my phone while waiting to get on the train, so after an hour or so of beautiful scenery zooming by, without pictures, it was all getting to be a little monotonous. so i headed back to the bar. a couple of drinks and i'd be able to sleep at least half the way left to my sister's. <the rest of the story held back and published else where due to fucktards, dumbasses, and trolls>