For years I have been masturbating and receiving wonderful orgasms from it.
I was reading through the confessions tonight and got to one in the sex category that really aroused me, I fantasized about the situation occurring in the confession and then had an idea. I had previously never used a dildo before, and did not own one, but I had heard of people using carrots before so went downstairs and got one. It hurt a little at first because while I was aroused, I wasn't very wet, but I got pretty wet fast.
I think I had my first female ejaculation. Best orgasm I have ever had.