When I was 17, I was rummaging through the refrigerator for food and found a fresh English cucumber in the crisper. I was horny and it instantly looked like it would satisfy me better than any leftovers would. I took it out and washed it in hot water so it wasn't freezing. I retreated to my room, locked the door and settled in for a masturbation session. It was slightly wider than my ex bf but oh so much longer. I got off twice in 15 minutes using the cucumber and my other hand rubbing my clit.


Then I heard the garage door open signaling my parents and brother were back from the movies. I quickly pulled my pants up, but I didn't know what to do about the cucumber. I tossed it out the window into a bush thinking the squirrels would eat it. I had a laugh at the thought of some animal tasting my pussy juices.


Several hours later at dinner my mom asked me if I had eaten the English cucumber. For some reason I froze, turned bright red before muttering "nope." My mom didn't say anything more.

Two days later I found a 7" vibrator in my panty drawer with a note, "Veggies are for eating. use this instead. love mom." We never talked about it, but it was one of the coolest things she did during those rough teenage years.