It all started a few years ago. I had a huge crush on the wife of a friend of mine. They used to come over occasionally and watch movies and hang out. Like I said, it was a huge crush and I really wanted to see her naked. Anyway, one day while I'm online, I saw an ad for X-10 products, including miniature surveillance cameras. I'm a big fan of home automation so I bought a bunch of X-10 stuff including a couple of cameras. I lived alone in a crappy apartment, so I had plenty of time to plan everything out. In the bathroom, I had a wicker laundry hamper with a bunch of holes in it. It was just the most convenient place to keep it. So I hid the camera in the hamper under some dirty clothes pointed directly at the toilet, knowing that she'd have to go eventually. I even went so far as to drill a hole in the bathroom wall at the floor to run the power cord, the video cord, and a phone cord for a phone that I wanted to put in there. Hey, you never know when the phone is going to ring. I had everything set up perfectly. They came over, and the recording went flawlessly. I was able to verify that she was a natural redhead. I did this a few more times before they moved away.

Then a few years later, my fiancee, her sister, and I moved into a house. I decided to install some towel warmers (if you don't have them, get them). While installing the towel warmers in my now sister-in-law's bathroom, I hid a camera where one of the screws was supposed to go. It was securely supported so one screw didn't matter. For a few years I spied on her, as well as any of our friends who came over. It was great. Before we moved I took the camera out of the wall.

Now we're in a new house. And I'm sure the pattern will continue.