I'm an unpaid intern at a very popular software/search company and am treated like shit daily by every employee with "Manager" in their job title (hint - EVERYONE is a Manager.... lol). From the minute I arrive until well after I get home every night I'm running errands for someone - getting coffee, breakfast, cleaning up conference rooms, setting out food for meetings, cleaning white boards, picking up or dropping off laundry, and even cleaning the break room.

It was that last bit, cleaning the break room, that finally gave me inspiration for my revenge. Several of the female managers like a high-end specialty yogurt the company doesn't carry in the commissary, so they bring it in and store it in the fridge. Tastes like plain old vanilla Dannon to me, but they pay upwards of $15/quart for this stuff.

I was heading home one evening (around 7pm, bastards kept me late setting up meeting rooms) when I decided to snag a Red Bull from the fridge. That's when I saw the yogurt and got my idea.

I chugged my Red Bull and took a detour to the men's room. There I tore off the top of the can, rinsed it out, and dried it. Ten-minutes in a stall with my iPhone and xHamster and I blew a healthy load into the can. Now, back to the fridge.. no one was around so I popped the top, poured in my seed and stirred it up with a finger.

The next morning I was sitting in an all-team meeting smiling my retarded ass off as I watched two of the most obnoxious women in the office gobble down a bowl of their vanilla yogurt with granola... along with a healthy dosing of the Chadster...

Boo-Yah! Gobble the gunk!