I had started a new job and one of the guys had told me this joke: "How are you?" I say "Good", then he says "'Tis a lie, for there are none good, but all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God!" ha ha, yeh, good one. So I want to impress my new boss with my sense of humour. I walk in and say "How are you?" He says "Good". I say "LIAR" and then forget the punch line. He was left with a shocked look on his face and I left his office in a hurry as red as a beetroot.