I'm a young female in my early 20's. I went to work with a sick stomach the other day because my boss would not understand if I called in sick. Well I hadn't slept all night so I was tired, and all the Farting I was doing every few seconds didn't help matters either. I had just finished Peeing before I got in my car to head to work and before I knew it, I had to squat down right next to my car, lift my skirt up and not only Fart incredibly loud but immediately I started soaking the ground with Pee. It took me a minute or two before I was done and I finally got in my car and started toward work, the Farts just kept on coming out though and I couldn't help it. I was worried that somebody was going to complain every time they heard me Fart while helping Customers. So I got to work, Farting consistently and helplessly while I walked inside to clock in. When I finally got out on the floor, I knew it was gonna be a long day....my Farts grew louder and stronger everytime one came out. I felt so terribly Embarrassed but what was I gonna do? my stomach was simply too sick and as long as it was...I just could not help it, I Farted through the entire day without missing even a second. I had several people I work with a little annoyed with me as you can imagine.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 8, 2008 at 8:41 PM

At least you didn't let a wet one...Did you?

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by Anonymous on Feb 9, 2008 at 12:10 PM

A friend asked me how my day was at work once and right after i farted I went with it and i said does that answer your question.But all day long would be very embarrassing next time try some beano my gaseous siter swears it works no really it reall y is my gaseous sister who would know.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 9, 2008 at 1:52 PM

I tried Beano, it doesn't work.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 9, 2008 at 6:46 PM

well now when my sister blames the dog i know the real culpert!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2008 at 10:59 PM

ho
you aint heard of a doctor or maybe popping pills?
there are too many substances designed to help creatures contain what they have and the fact that you piss on the ground.... DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOROx is ????
and you wonder where that itch you got came from....

sometimes what's yours is yours
and that's how it should stay

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