I was really embarrassed.
I hear ya man; after one got caught between a couple teeth I bought her a new razor; she's been a clean and bald ever since.
that's so unnatural! you freak! i bet it's really uncomfortable for her! you should love her for the way she is and not want to change it!!!!!
Once, when I was having anal with my girl, I looked down to see brown fecal matter on my dick. I started to feel sick and dry heaved a little onto her back. She thought that i had come and started rubbing it with her hands. I never said anything to her about it and she has never mentioned it, but it still grosses me out to this day.
Dude; It's been said, "when you play with fire you get burned."
Lube her up / get her ready with your hands first. That way you can tease and pull out any loose hairs that may come out later when you go down. Also, part her pussy with your fingers before you start and "eat between the lines". It keeps the hair out of your mouth and intensifies the feeling for her.
Well what did you expect? You put it up her poop shute.