Amy, my next door neighbour confessed to me she makes hard core alien porn movies. She confided that she had 'accidentally' seen me naked in our upstairs windows and this I am 'built' for this. I have to admit the thought of getting paid to have sex and starring in a porno was unbelievable but would my wife approve - I think not. Anyway, fuck it, she was four million light years away in Alpha Boge X11 so unless she has mastered the art of ZorgFord, I am in like Flint. Wall-E.