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��& iuml;¿½ She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."�ï¿&frac 12;
�&iu ml;¿½ï&ique st;½ The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, -
��ï&iques t;½ "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."ï¿&frac1 2;�
&ium l;¿½ï&iques t;½ï¿&frac1 2; The mother says, "Pregnant??! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have you Debbie??"�ï¿&fr ac12;
�& iuml;¿½ï&iq uest;½ Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
ï¿&frac 12;�ï ;¿½ The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
��ï&iqu est;½ About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor??"�ï&iqu est;½
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� �ï&i quest;½ The doctor replies,�&quo t;No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened,
�� ;� a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill.
�ï&iqu est;½ï¿&fra c12; And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"