Wendy

I'd just returned home from a night out with the girls and I was dying for a poo. I was pretty drunk and as I got out of the taxi I had a dirty idea. I waited for the taxi to leave and staggered to my door. Once inside I closed the door and leant back on it and pushed out a huge turd into my knickers. It felt great so I pushed again and added another to it. Then I peed myself soaking the floor as I pushed the rest of my poo into my bulging underwear. The relief was amazing but messy. When I was done messing myself I went to bed without cleaning up and I woke up the next morning with a huge hangover and a stinky bedroom. The sheets were covered in poo and so was I. I think I must have pood and wet the bed during the night because there was a big mess in my bed. I cleaned everything up and then I showered to get all the poo and pee off myself before getting dressed. Wow what I night!