If you do...can I have it?
Are you male or female? What do you want to do with it?
Im female. I want to give it a good home.
Would you be willing to cut it off?
I would like a woman to have it. It would be a plus if she'd be willing to take it herself, but it's not necessary. Tell ne more about the "good home". What exactly would you do with it?
I would snuggle with it, keep it warm and cozy and I'd bring it to bed with me to make sure it felt safe and loved. i would find other penises it could be friends with as well.
There are probably some other guys out there willing to give theirs up, but probably not many. I would love to see you kiss mine right after it comes off. Then it's all yours. I'm done with it.
what a dumb ass. What man wants to give up the feeling of a boner? Not me for sure. Lame very lame. There is plenty of cunts out there to fuck, so get out of moms basement and go look for some.
This s either a total joke or a very serious matter. I hope it is the first.
If it is the second then you need to get out from in front of the puter and go find a head shrink to talk with.
Life is too precious.