Bi-Sexual Female / 42
Years ago, when I was pregnant, my baby doctor had decided because of the size of our daughter a Caesarian was the best course to take, but just the same, he had suggested my husband and I attend Lamaze classes just in case our baby came early. Well, one evening we arrived late, where we found the question written on the black board: "How can a pregnant woman relive stress??" Along with it were pieces of paper and pencils for us to write our answers. Well, blonde that I am I suppose, I didn't realize these answers would be read out loud. So I wrote down the best stress reliever I could think of - "Hump bed." Well, the class instructor did read the answers to the entire class. When she read "Hump bed," everyone reacted as if they hadn't heard correctly. So she repeated, "Hump bed." The whole class erupted in laughter, and even though it was entirely anonymous, my husband tells me I had turned red. I'm willing to bet that that was the first time in all the history of that Lamaze class that a question was answered with an example of female masturbation.
And for the record, I still do have sex with the bed - and my pillow - and my stuffed animals.
And for the record, I still do have sex with the bed - and my pillow - and my stuffed animals.
