A few months ago I convinced my wife, Megan to enter a totally crazy radio station event called the "Pee Your Jeans Contest". It was in celebration of our son becoming potty trained. The contestants had to drink a lot of water and then stand in front of a live crowd and pee in their pants. The contestants who wet their pants the most would win a cash prizes.

When the evening of the event arrived, Megan was a little nervous, but she was ready to break loose and do something crazy. She slipped into a pair of jeans (did I mention that Megan looks AMAZING in jeans)and she packed cloths to change into for the car ride home. We dropped our son at the baby sitter for the night. Could he EVER have guessed (or comprehended) what mommy was going to do??

We had packed a lot of bottled water and Megan began drinking… and drinking… We got to the club where the event was taking place and Megan started giggling. "Oh my God! Am I REALLY doing this??"

The Emcee invited each contestant to come up individually and stand on newspapers. Up first was a college girl named Caitlin. The crowd went wild as a wet spot appeared in the back of her jeans. Then Megan was up. By this time she had to go pretty badly and she had been purposely holding it.

"What's your name??" said the Emcee.

"Megan." she giggled.

"Are you ready to do this, Megan??"

"Oh my God..This is so stupid!" she moaned.

"I understand that you just potty trained your son." said the Emcee. "And now mommy gets to make a wee wee…Go for it!"

Giggling, Megan took a deep, nervous breath and spaced her bare feet shoulder width apart, preparing to slightly bend her legs. She stood there for a second, as if unable to fully bring herself to actually do it…

Then a small wet spot began to emerge in the back of her jeans. The crowd went wild. It grew bigger, encompassing her crotch area. Laughing, she enjoyed the sensation of releasing her pee. She FLOODED herself! Standing in pee soaked jeans, Megan accepted her prize. Mommy made a wee wee just for fun.