Saturday night we were at a bonfire party. It got later in the evening and a bunch of us guys were standing around the fire.
Well, one guy cut a loud fart. You know how us guys are. Another guy ripped a loud, long one. I went to fart, but when I did, shit came out!
They could tell by the look on my face what happened. Everyone started laughing.
I was pretty embarrassed, as I headed to the john to clean myself.