She thinks she is better than me. She always has. She hates that I don't follow the pansy ass family rule of "follow everyone else", "Dont rock the boat", "Don't call attention to yourself". Fuck that shit. I'm gonna be me.
I have a handsome, sexy as fuck husband 9 years younger than me. She has a guy that looks like Frankenstein. I carry a gun, she worships the yellow brick road Feinstien in CA wants her too. She has incredible amounts of debt. I own a house, free and clear. It's small. but it's paid off entirely. I don't work, because I won't pay taxes to a corrupt government, but I don't accept any welfare monies, even though I could. I hunt, I farm, I garden. She thinks that is beneath her. She hates her job, can barely pay her mortgage and 3 car loans and credit card debt. I pay with cash. She thinks I'm a loser. I have far more money than her, just by not paying the bankers.
I drive $100-$200 cars(you have no idea what some people "junk" out. I drive 2005 cars with low miles for a hundo!) for a couple years, junk them out and get more than what I paid for them and buy a brand new (to me) vehicle. She has one working vehicle out of three she makes payments on. I have a different vehicle to drive every day of the week I want to, and zero payments except registration once a year, gas and oil. I give my husband the Doe eyes and he fixes our vehicles.
I get laid by my devilishly handsome man often. She thinks sex should be a rare occurrence to her husband yet I saw her suck off three guys in one night at a party.
She thinks I'm poor because I don't send out Christmas card family portraits. Fuck that. None of them like me, why should I spend money on a portrait???? They HATE my husband. I think he rocks. We been together nine years now. We can just look at each other and feel the love. We are the kind of lame ass people that when we get old, we'll just lay together in bed at night holding hands. I know that because we do that now. God I love that man.
She sends out cards every year, and asks my adress every year as though I am a 'winner' getting a prize. I hate their pictures. Her man is ugly, her kid is STUNNINGLY ugly. Big 'ol alien eyes in a skeleton face and underbite and rabbit front teeth.
My husband looks like Leonardo DiCaprio...for real. lol, I can prove it!! :) My children, daughter especially, are incredibly beautiful. I am NOT a stunning beauty by any stretch of my imagination, but my kids. Wow, incredible.
Bottom line, she bothers me. She will scream and fly off the handle in public if you do something she doesn't like or she thinks isn't "proper". Bitch, I don't give a fuck WHAT is proper... I'm just gonna be me. Thats all I can be. I LOVE being me. Strong, silent when I need to be, calm but a wild lover in the bedroom. anyway. I hate how she thinks she is so much better than me and I am dirt. I kinda like me. I'm chill. I wait all week to crack into my Pabst, and here I go in 5.4.3.2..... Thanks for the random vent, anonymous people. Somehow i feel better.


