I see this on TV or in the movies all the time, but never in person until last tonight. I was at the bar having drink before heading home from work, and I spotted a girl I could not take my eyes off. She noticed me staring so I had to decide what to do fast. I had nothing in my mind as to what to say, so as I stepped up to her, I just went to the truth. I told her I wanted to get her naked from the first moment I spotted her, and I'd just been staring thinking of what to say to get her in the sack.

She looked at me and said, "OK. Let's go. You pay the tab." I threw 50 on the counter for her drinks and we went back to her place. She was a freak! Fucking went at it so hard with her that I thought I was going to need the paramedics for a moment, but what a fucking awesome way that would have been to go out!