Every once in a while my skin gets dry And blotchy sucks. Anyway, nothing so fAr has made it go away so when I get the dry blotches my step mom told me to try malt vinegar every morning, night and one daytime. It really worked but my dad told me that my sour smell matches my face and my socks. Gosh that's rude. I have a tiny dry patch on the nape of my neck and I dab some vinegar there. The other night dAd grabbed me And nuzzled my vinegary neck and I had to scream at him to "OOOOOOO STOP IT DAD!"...very gross.

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by Anonymous on Jan 16, 2014 at 5:15 AM

Cornhuskers lotion, all natural ingredients. Can also be used as a butt lube when the urge strikes.

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