Three years ago I was working in a factory running machinery and had an asshole for a boss. You know the kind, they hover over you and constantly point out all the flaws they perceive you have and make you want to slug them but you don't because you want to stay employed and out of jail. But Peter, my boss had a mad temper. It didn't take much to set him off. Peter also was the proud papa of a brood of little brats whose portraits hung on the walls of his office. So one day three years ago after enduring yet another infuriating tirade by Peter the asshole I was fed up. I got up and calmly walked into his office. Wow!, you children are so sexy, they are going to make some horny phile excellent fuck holes! It was the most bizarre and insulting thing I could think of to say. I was out of earshot of the rest of the crew but not out of site. Five of my co-workers could easily see both of us through the glass windows of Peter's office. The bait was set, the line was cast, all that was needed was a nibble. I got more than a nibble. Peter jumped to his feet, too the two steps needed to close the gap, pulled back and then thrust his fist into my face knocking me to the floor. Three witnesses ran to his office and pulled pummeling peter off me but not before he broke my nose and knocked out two of my teeth and me unconscious. It was a bit more than I had planned and hurt like hell but I didn't find out how much until I woke up in the hospital the next day. I don't remember my co-workers running to my rescue. In fact I don't remember anything between the punch and waking up in the hospital. It took a while to heal up and I had a couple of scars as a result. But I succeeded brilliantly in my plan. Peter was fired, arrested, charged with assault and battery, convicted and upon discovering that he had a prior conviction for beating his wife and breaking two of her ribs, he was sentenced to 5 years in prison. The company paid my medical bills, then the settlement which included enough to fix my teeth and face back the way it was and a little better as well as a couple of hundred thousand for pain and suffering. I also got a raise when I got back along with a year of light duty and a few more paid sick days than is company policy.

The lesson to learn is DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE BOSS TO YOUR EMPLOYEES!