I'm turned off by women who wear dark and freaky shades of lipstick, so one night I was reading some tumblr page that showed a girl applying purple lipstick, which I find absolutely gross. I was looking through the comments to see if anybody else feels the same way, and found none. Mostly either likes, or girls saying they wish they could do it, or some shit like that. Just one more reason for me to believe I'm going to die a virgin.