Straight Male / 28
I don't know where it came from, but I've always been fascinated and aroused unless so sick I couldn't feel that way; when a female, preferably a nurse or other female caregiver took my temperature rectally!
I've managed more times than not to have that done in a clinic or ER setting, in a facilities that administered colonics(though that's not a normal practice in most colonic facilities, though I've been to a few where a thermometer up the butt was the first protocol...for me a delight).
In a few days I'm getting an insurance physical and have been advised it will be a female. I don't know if it will be a nurse or paramedic. Really I don't care which. What I hope for is that during her exam I am able to get her to stick a rectal thermometer up my behind and take my temperature.
I've read up on their protocols and most are the same, with no mention of temperature takings. That being said I've decided to see if I can set up a scene that will get me a rectal temperature.
I have an older glass mercury rectal fever thermometer, in relatively pristine condition. So, what I am going to do is intentionally leave it out where the examiner can clearly see it. It will either be beside a jar of Vaseline or in the Vaseline.
If the thermometer and Vaseline catches her eye, and she starts talking or comments on it, I will attempt to somehow set things up so she does in fact turn me over, pull my underpants down, spread my cheeks and have that glass numbered rod well placed up my rectum for three or so minutes while it registers.
I figure if she needs a urine sample, sometimes done with a collection cup with a heat sensitive strip on it to determine my urine temperature- (This way they can see if the urine is Fresh and warm at or near body temperature and not perhaps some other person's sample.)that's how it will be done. But then I'll certainly broach the subject of my urine temperature asking her if it wouldn't be better for an accurate body temperature by the rectal method, and hope she is agreeable to it and takes a rectal temperature on me. now that would or will (I hope) be a wish come true!
I've managed more times than not to have that done in a clinic or ER setting, in a facilities that administered colonics(though that's not a normal practice in most colonic facilities, though I've been to a few where a thermometer up the butt was the first protocol...for me a delight).
In a few days I'm getting an insurance physical and have been advised it will be a female. I don't know if it will be a nurse or paramedic. Really I don't care which. What I hope for is that during her exam I am able to get her to stick a rectal thermometer up my behind and take my temperature.
I've read up on their protocols and most are the same, with no mention of temperature takings. That being said I've decided to see if I can set up a scene that will get me a rectal temperature.
I have an older glass mercury rectal fever thermometer, in relatively pristine condition. So, what I am going to do is intentionally leave it out where the examiner can clearly see it. It will either be beside a jar of Vaseline or in the Vaseline.
If the thermometer and Vaseline catches her eye, and she starts talking or comments on it, I will attempt to somehow set things up so she does in fact turn me over, pull my underpants down, spread my cheeks and have that glass numbered rod well placed up my rectum for three or so minutes while it registers.
I figure if she needs a urine sample, sometimes done with a collection cup with a heat sensitive strip on it to determine my urine temperature- (This way they can see if the urine is Fresh and warm at or near body temperature and not perhaps some other person's sample.)that's how it will be done. But then I'll certainly broach the subject of my urine temperature asking her if it wouldn't be better for an accurate body temperature by the rectal method, and hope she is agreeable to it and takes a rectal temperature on me. now that would or will (I hope) be a wish come true!
