A friend of mine was in the hospital and I dropped by his house to see how is wife was doing. Lisa is a drop dead gorgeous Italian lady and she was half drunk. As we talked she became emotional and I offered her a shoulder to cry on. After a few minutes I became uncomfortable knowing that I was getting aroused and stood up saying I had to leave to do something. She stood and hugged me real tight with my bulging crotch pressing against her stomach. Trying to avoid something I would probably regret later, I broke away from the embrace saying that if there was anything I could do for her she should let me know. Her almost immediate response sent my head spinning as she replied nearly word for word " I want you to fuck me in the mouth until you cum down my throat. Then I want you to eat my pussy while I finger myself to an orgasm. After that I want to suck your cock again getting it nice and hard so you can stick it up my ass while fucking my pussy with my dildo !" I couldn't beleive my ears and for the next hour or so, that is exactly what I did with her. She wouldn't let me fuck her in her pussy but that really didn't matter to me as her warm mouth and tight asshole turned out to be the best sexual experience of my entire life. The only deviation from her verbal instructions was her desire to have me jerk off for her before I left and rub my cock against her cheek as I unloaded for the third time.