I wish it were possible to consensually sign your life/body over to be someone else's slave. Like they could have a psychologist verify you were sane and you'd sign some papers and become someone else's property for the rest of your life or until they decide to set you free. No turning back if it isn't what you expected.

And you could set terms, like as to whether you should be treated with the status of a pet or the status of an object. If you're an object they could do anything they want with you, if you're a pet there would be some limits like with normal pets.

Stuff like that. I would have signed up for something like that a long time ago.