This is the best day ever!
This morning I only wet the bed, after that, I watched some gay porn and my penis got 1inch long! It's usually 1/2 in long. Then I wore my mom's panties to school and had a boner all day. Only 5 girls beat me up today! After I got home, my mom was laying on the couch with her bra and panties on . She's 394 pounds, pretty hot. So I gave her a full body massage. It lasted for 3 hours. She farted 14 times. I smelled all of them. The butt massage lasted like 1 hour. It was so good. Then I told her how beautiful she is for one hour. I have to tell her every day or I'll get grounded from getting cheese. Then I made her fried chicken. She ate it all, then she said,"Come sit on my lap", so I did. She kissed me on the lips with her greasy and slobbery mouth for about 2 minutes. Then she told me to sit in her lap and watch her watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Then she pushed me off her lap. I begged to get back on, but she sent me to my room. So I watched Juan Pablo and masterbated to him.