To my shock my wife comes home with her hair died. Not so shocking you say?? Well she called me in the bed room and dropped her panties, she died her crotch hair as well.
I think she has lost her fucking mind, but its bothering me. When I ask WHY she needed her pussy hair died, Well I want the drapes to match the carpet. Who is looking at the fucking carpet I ask??
Well you and me and the Dr.
She has a very large thick bush and I liked it as it was. Was dirty blond and locks of curls. Looked like a wig for Shirley Temple. Now looks like a wig for bozo.
She calmed me down with a blow job said no sex for three days. She would take care of me until that time. So I did what any good husband would do. I called a friend who works for the task force. he loaned me a GPS tracker for the car. A micro camera and storage unit for video and audio. I drove her car over and had it fitted up. I signed the papers and he will check her phone records this week.
She has NEVER given me a reason not to trust her, but this is out there.
He told me he doubts she is doing anything. There is no one at her work who would chance pissing me off. I am a retired investigator with the state. She knows me skills and things at my finger tips. I will just feel better about this. Its STRANGE for her to do this.

Am I wrong to question her on this??