I am a middle school teacher at a private school where the students are all issued Macbooks. I am the only teacher who knows how to use them, so I am the default tech guy. Before the year began, the students and parents signed a technology agreement that I wrote. Of course no one reads those things. Buried in it was a statement saying key loggers may be used to monitor student activities.

Theoretically, this is to make sure the students aren't doing anything they shouldn't be. But as a fringe benefit, I now have the emails and passwords to every student who has come through in the last six years. Some of them are now in college.

Every night I check 30 or so of these emails to see what the girls are sending their boyfriends, or what the boys are getting from the girls. Most if it is boring spam. But every once in awhile there's a winner.

I have a flash drive with all of my wins in a safe at home with specific directions as to what to do with it if I die. The directions ensure that these videos and pictures will get out, after I'm gone so I won't care. Hopefully by then there will be 40 years worth of pictures of students from the same school. It will be notorious... Like those other internet videos we've all seen and know the stories behind. (McDonalds strip search?? One night in Paris??)