A few years ago I was in a band with a guy Kyle that was several years older than me. After one of our shows, Kyle's woman comes over to me and says, "Andrea thinks you're hot."

Andrea was Kyle's daughter. She was 21, I was 29. No way I was messing things up with the band. I packed up and left. Never even introduced myself.

Fast forward to recently. Kyle and I no longer play together, but we're still friends and he called me up and asked if I would get data off an old computer that belonged to his daughter. "Sure, no problem."

I load the drive and sure enough, there are naked pictures of Andrea all over it. In a folder called "XXX" on the root of the drive. Her spread, her fucking this guy, her fucking that girl, movies of sex and drug use, the works. Nothing really strange, no odd fetishes, but a trove of awesome stuff. His daughter isn't even really that hot, pretty average, but the fact that I know her and apparently could have had her drives me crazy.

I wouldn't have ever touched my friend's daughter, but I'm gonna go fap to her sucking a dick exactly my size in about a minute and a half.