I'm cheating online with a woman half my wife's age, across the country in Florida. We started chatting online in a tattoo forum when she was 13. I critiqued her artwork and we became good online friends. When she turned 18 I helped her get an internship at a tattoo parlour in Orlando. Now she's finished her intership and wants to move across the country near me so we can finally be together.

I've never told her my real age online. She thinks I'm around 30.