My girl friend and i met this really cute guy at the beach.
He is drop-dead gorgeous

He tells us he has a boat and asks us to go water-skiing.

Well, we meet him to go waterskiing ... she is wearing a pretty basic swimsuit ..nice , flattering one piece and I have put on my hot pink tie bikini ...cut right in all the right places.

She is pissed because she thinks i am trying to steal him from her.. hey alls fair in love and gorgeous hunks

After us individually waterskiing for a while, she suggests... why don't we try tandem... both of us skiing ... and I say sure..

Well , i should have seen it coming... we are waterskiing and of course i am really showing off ... 0she crosses behind me and yanks at the strings of my bikini top ...grabs it off me ... and lets herself fall into the lake ..

There i am ....topless on the tether and bright red and dying of embarrassment

He is in hysterics and whistling at me and even snaps a picture of me...i could have died... ... i try covering up and fall into the lake....

He picks up my girl friend and she had conveniently "lost" my top when i fell and it gets worse...

As I go to scramble into the boat,I have him turn around so i can put the teeshirt on he offered me

My girlfriend is still facing me and is in hysterics ...tells him...quick turn around ..and she snaps another pix there
I am wearing a tee-shirt on the side of the boat and my bare butt (!)(!) is on view for them to see ....my bikini
bottom was gone too

i drop to the floor like a caught fish ..not knowing what to cover up first... and which way to lay down...dying of embarrassment....and them in hysterics..... i cudda died