I was at the pool with my friends and b4 hand we'd eaten i'd had a hamburger and it hadn't tasted right but i ate it so at the pool i was walking along and my stomach growled loudly my friend asked if i was ok i said yeh then standing by the pool talking and a loud fart sliped out of me my friends were shocked and said how gross an stuff but 10 min later they moved on to somting else then my stomach growled again and my friend asked are you going to fart again cause go to the toilet if you are and then a loud fart sliped out again i squeezed my bum together to hold the rest crossed my leg but couldn't hold it and loud farts erupted from my bum then the make it worse i felt hot liquid diahoria squeezing past my thong and down my leg then the loudest booming fart burst out and horrible diahoria was spraying from my bum with the grossest sound farts ever

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by Anonymous on Aug 26, 2004 at 12:42 AM

I assume you were like two years old?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 26, 2004 at 4:20 AM

On your head stone it will read-

On this day at the pool-
she shit herself and was a fool-
now she's in the ground where it's cool.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 26, 2004 at 9:30 PM

Do you think you're clever because you wrote a poem that didn't even bring a smile to my face? You aren't. You aren't even special!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 27, 2004 at 4:20 PM

You need to take control of your bodily functions girl. Have you no muscles down there!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 17, 2004 at 12:28 AM

twas a sad and good story, sorry you had to go through that.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 24, 2004 at 10:37 PM

WOW!!! I AM SO SORRY!! WHAT DID YOU EAT?? THAT REALLY SUCKS ALOT

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